J Capp

Anything that you find dumb !

When your homies owes you money and never gives it but alway flexin on Instagram "Bro your J Capp " or Donald Trump he superrr J Cappp

by DaFamous🎉 June 4, 2020

Donald J

/noun/ Cockney rhyming slang for a dump.

Drop a deuce.

Go for a number 2.
Poop.

I'm just off for a Donald J. Has anyone seen that newspaper?

by Stivchik June 25, 2020

car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.

Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.

by R-Dave September 23, 2020

J Captain

The captain of j cats (jail/prison term for a mentally unstable person).

"look at all those j cats in front of that house. The one with no shirt on is the J Captain!"

"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"

j cat j captain mental insane 51/50

by Crisk0ch August 30, 2012

j space

An area dedicated solely to the purpose of Jerking off.

Q: What could they have possibly done in that closet which would make a cable outlet useful?

A: It was probably once used as a j space.

by j-ing off on my day off July 10, 2013

The J-slur

The J-slur, also known as ''Jorik'' is a derogatory way to refer to a guy with blonde/brown hair who likes to lick door handles.

Calling someone a ''Jorik'' can be very painful for some people so be careful

Jimmie: lmao wtf, he licks doorhandles
Joost: lmao let's call him the J-slur

by LijmPistool June 16, 2022

Momma J

The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.

P.S. ILY Will <3

Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 28, 2022