Elf Wood

The best place to look at pretty pictures drawn by normal people.

Go to www.elfwood.com NOW!!!

by colorguardhobbit September 29, 2004

chopping wood

The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree

How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long

by Deibert June 30, 2010

Norwegian wood

the woods in Norway; a wooded area which happens to be in Norway

I took a walk through the Norwegian wood.

by Mr. Spock July 20, 2004

A babe in the woods

Most often used as a metaphore meaning someone who is inexperienced, but can most definetly mean a very attractive woman that you find in the woods.

Ron: Dude, i was taking a stroll in the forest and i found a babe in the woods!

Rick: Are you serious??

Ron: Yeah man, i fucked the shit outta her!

by ronthefucker October 3, 2008

tiger woods

to do an uppercut to someone's ballsack with full force. Usually done either out of anger, or joy from doing something really good. Ball sacks tend to just find someones fist during a tiger woods.

I tiger woodsed that guy so badly he bled.

by ball punch expert January 8, 2009

Tiger Woods

When a girl/guy defacates on a white man's testicales

"Give me a Tiger Woods, take a log of your shit and smack my nuts like they are golf balls"

by DocWattson July 24, 2006

morning wood

a boner that occurs when you wake up in the morning, normally after a good jack off the night before.

My morning wood is huge, but probably because I'm horse hung.

by Hung And Proud September 14, 2006