Manny wood

Sometimes confused as the town new LA Dodger Manny Ramirez now plays for (a extremely witty version of "Hollywood"), it is quite literally Manny's wood, an allusion to Manny's penis, albeit small, and often resulting in humorous, misunderstood conversational exchanges with idiotic Dodger fans.

Eric: I wish I was in Manny wood right now!
Jeremy: Wait... what??
Eric: You know, the new Hollywood!
Jeremy: That doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what wood is?
Eric: Uhh, like from trees...
Jeremy: You ever heard of morning wood or anything?
Eric: Um no.
Jeremy: ...

by Godfather329 October 11, 2008

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chopping wood

The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree

How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long

by Deibert June 25, 2010

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Norwegian wood

the woods in Norway; a wooded area which happens to be in Norway

I took a walk through the Norwegian wood.

by Mr. Spock July 20, 2004

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A babe in the woods

Most often used as a metaphore meaning someone who is inexperienced, but can most definetly mean a very attractive woman that you find in the woods.

Ron: Dude, i was taking a stroll in the forest and i found a babe in the woods!

Rick: Are you serious??

Ron: Yeah man, i fucked the shit outta her!

by ronthefucker August 07, 2008

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tiger woods

to do an uppercut to someone's ballsack with full force. Usually done either out of anger, or joy from doing something really good. Ball sacks tend to just find someones fist during a tiger woods.

I tiger woodsed that guy so badly he bled.

by ball punch expert December 18, 2007

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