Using a zip tie to seal your foreskin shut. Then repeatedly ejaculating until the foreskin explodes.
Harold: Did you hear the news today?
Alexander: No, why?
Harold: Someone did a “horny terrorist” on the local hospital.
Alexander: No, why?
Harold: Someone did a “horny terrorist” on the local hospital.
by Chair face April 16, 2023
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Person 2: I get you honestly, man.
Person 2: I get you honestly, man.
by ThighsAppreciator August 9, 2023
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A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs
by anonymous October 22, 2023
Get the Horny caterpillar mug.A somewhat rough young woman who you momentarily think is a sexy minx due to a having a pair of beer goggles on.
"Fuck me - you know that lass I went with was boasting about stealing from Poundland?"
"Sounds like a right Gutter Harpy"
"Sounds like a right Gutter Harpy"
by MidlandsJim June 10, 2014
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lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016
Get the rig horny mug.A feeling that could be described as the ultimate Combination of Horny and Heart Horny which is felt when seeing or thinking about someone you deeply care about. It pretty much means you want to hug and cuddle someone while fucking the shit out of them at the same time. So horny but with a very emotional element to it. The main issue with this state of emotion is that it can not be easily resolved by Masturbation or Cuddling alone. Recommended solution would be to cuddlefuck which is honestly pretty self explanatory.
"Dude, I´m so Ultima Horny right now."
"How come?"
"I haven´t seen my Girlfriend in a while so thats probably it"
"How come?"
"I haven´t seen my Girlfriend in a while so thats probably it"
by ZickZackZICKZACK May 25, 2019
Get the Ultima Horny mug.When you absolutely have to have pizza, above all other needs or wants. This may cause the afflicted to commit various heinous acts or debase themselves in order to fulfill this need.
Fuck. I would do anything right now for some delicious crust, melty cheese, and delectable toppings. I'm straight-up pizza horny, dogg! I'm gonna knock off a liquor store to get me some cash to make this happen tonight.
by ProtonFire May 12, 2020
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