Cheese Hold Challenge

The Cheese Hold Challenge is a challenge where someone puts cheese in their butt and then someone takes it and holds it.
Jhon " Want to do the cheese hold Challenge"
Bob"First have to put the cheese in someone's butt then hold it nasty.
by Crackersak June 12, 2018
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Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 07, 2022
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Hold a Frank

A phrase used by immortals like Harlz when Largs penises need to be held.
Harlz: “Yo Takerei fuck that bitch she can hold a frank
by Lukebron May 30, 2022
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The Painter's Hold

A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.
"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"
by turbosmoothie June 23, 2018
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Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.
My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.
by exsparky January 08, 2021
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Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)
Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
by Someone odd July 06, 2019
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Hold on there "Pay cable"

Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.
Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!
by R.D Fitswell August 10, 2011
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