he got pined

To be hammered as hell. Comepletely destroyed by alcohol

Dude did you see David last night? He got pined. Im not sure if he blacked out or not.

by Jonesboston December 3, 2016

You got joffed

Overwhelming feelings of extreme loss; having senses of firm grasp over your life and your goals and gnash they've evaded you or were stolen.

Your inner soul has been sucked dry; you begin to take and hasty measures agaisnt yourself and dwindle into a life of extreme masochism.

Cmon man you used to be the life of the party until you got joffed! Yup, poor guy he's as lifeless as an empty tuna can now.

by I n d i c a l April 5, 2022

he's got a heat on

He's drunk. Tipsy.

Man, I got a heat on last night. Or, he's got a heat on.

by Carnitaslover September 21, 2017

just got squirreled

A person with the attention span of a dog and just got easily distracted (by a squirrel).

The bitch was talking shit and she just got squirreled.

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015

You got stephen’d

To be stephen’d is to have met a guy who says one thing then acts another. Gets you to fall in love with him by saying all the right things. Then ghosts you after several months of spending copious amounts of time With you.

Girl: I love him but he won’t talk to me anymore
Friend: girl You got stephen’d

by Hurt one too many times August 4, 2018

tree got planted

An easy deal that a gang has secured, meaning they've transitioned from the seed to tree instantly.

"howd it go wi the plug g"
"Easy dog tree got planted"

"Mapped out this guy gettin played out"

by Alezis August 13, 2018

I got reach

Saying you have a ginormous penis without so profane or being a pervert.

Jason: Dont want to brag but I got reach!

Matteo: Wow! Can i see!?

by Chiludon June 1, 2022