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Goat and Oyster

The psychological disorder when two friends hang out so much that their friendship borders on codependency, and they only act out when around each other. This results in dick riding that is usually harmless but can turn into chronic douchebaggery if undiagnosed.
Me: those guys are really cool, but not when they act like batman and robin. Its unhealthy.

Jesh: yeah dude, they are totally goat and oyster.
by Thedudelebowski August 7, 2013
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southside goatee

a goatee that is composed of hairs looking like pubes, grown by young men who cannot really grow facial hair yet, but can grow little hairs resembling the hair from the "southside" of their body
"did you shave and glue some pubes onto your chin, or is that just a southside goatee?"
by Tha Carter July 14, 2008
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goat

One who loses alot. Usually the smallest person in the group. Also known as the scapegoat, binscape, bin-goat, or binny.
Me: Hey goat, go get me a soda.

Goat: Why?

Me: because you're the goat.
by Anthony October 24, 2004
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Goat Cheese

1. Derived from the smell that commonly permeates from a dirty woman's vagina.

2. Associated with the thought of a hungry,"man eating vagina," usually found with women who have camel toes.

3. A female public accountants favorite cheese.
"It's ok not to shower on Saturdays, you like my goat cheese." "Pet me." "Feed me." "I love goat cheese, BMW."
by T-Bag G. September 2, 2012
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Goat Herder

A girl who is on the verge of being attractive were it not for a few unfortunate features and would not look out of place leading a herd of goats down the side of a hill. Typically a thin to average built caucasian girl who looks trashy/inbred and has unfortunate dentitian.
Did you see that goat herder at the bar? Three more drinks and ill go talk to her...
by CelebrationStone October 21, 2010
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Goat Roper

Not to be confused with a "goat rope", a Goat Roper is an archaic term for a redneck. It lost popularity in the late 1900's, but has had a resurgence in popularity recently. A goat roper denotes someone who is a "hick", and/or clumsy and stupid. Usually said person works in the farming industry, but is not exclusive to this.
"That guy Bill is a real goat roper, did you see the spit stains running down the driver's side of his old, dented 1978 Ford F150 pickup?"
by Crazy Sven April 23, 2006
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