FlortGribble

Verb: The word FlortGribble comes from the ancient Anglo-Saxon Flort (Beautiful) and Gribble (Small rodent-like creature similar to a gerbil)

The verb "To FlortGribble" describes the act of using a small mammal for sexual gratification.

A man was arrested yesterday for mistreatment of animals. In his defence he insisted that the practice of FlortGribbling was actually enshrined in an ancient law dating back to 1453 during the reign of Henry VI (who was apparently a fan of the practice). The ancient law stated that "To FlortGribble shalt not be punishable providing that the aforesaid Gribble is no larger than a hamster"

by EricTheViking November 22, 2011

florida band clamp

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack

"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."

by chicostikk August 31, 2011

florentz

Extreme sharpness or pointedness, usually in relation to the rare and handcrafted traditional pocket knife of the Urugayan urban martens. Also used in relation to someone being unusually analytical to a point where genius is surpassed.

Dang, that marten knife is florentz. Or, Wow - thats a very florentz observation - no one had ever come to that conclusion without your contribution.

by Torpedo Moctezuma November 30, 2011

florida paddle

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.

It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.

by Miki Dora December 30, 2013

Floridiculous

Events that occur in Florida that the rest of the planet views as ridiculous, but which Floridians experience as everyday reality.

At a wake in Miami, a dead woman was propped up in her favorite rocking chair wearing her old wedding gown. That is so Floridiculous!

by grovemeister May 30, 2014

flores jersey

to wipe your ass with your teammate's jersey before a baseball game.

Hey Duda! Collins really smells like shit today . Yeah I gave him a Flores Jersey. Don't tell anyone.

by dickf December 14, 2014

Floridorkian

Floridorkian is the Definition of a Person who resides in Florida and wears Socks with Flip-
Flops. (Flori-dork-ian)

Hey Jessica look at that girls feet, she is a total floridorkian!
feet Florida socks dork funny flip-flops

by Jolly Mangina February 4, 2015