chicken fucker

someone who participates in and enjoys the act of analy intruding a chicken.

Scott Anderson is such a chicken fucker.

by chris scheetz September 24, 2003

Fuckerberg

The phenomenon where you talk about an idea to your friends/significant other and then it shows up on your facebook feed. This is then followed with a “What the fuck?! Is facebook spying on me or listening to my conversations?”

Friend 1: Remember that random, obscure topic we were talking about last night?

Friend 2: Well, I just opened up my facebook page and that same topic/idea just popped up on my feed! WTF?!

Friend 1: Whoa, really?! That’s pretty creepy. Seems like everyone’s privacy is an issue these days.

Friend 2: Yeah, could be a coincidence or a total Fuckerberg!

by Stella Luz October 12, 2019

Finger Fucker

Someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.

You spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. Was she a finger fucker?

by Boscoe September 10, 2009

Noodle Fucker

The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.

Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?

Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?

Brian: Doesn't that burn?

Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.

Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.

by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005

serial fucker

It's like a {serial killer}, except instead of {murder}, it's someone who likes to have {sexual relations} in the same places, positions, {fetishes}, and other unique and specific preferences.

Johnny is a serial fucker because he always has {anal sex} in the shower with his shirt on.

by snowing down under November 14, 2011

ass fucker

men on the continual hunt for asses to fuck

bill west and his lust for squirrels, especially lesbian squirrels

by jen November 13, 2002

cow fucker

another name for cowboy or a white person from rural areas

you're in a city not a farm, stupid cow fucker!

by criccet September 23, 2005