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by Winged2point0 September 10, 2008

Self Defense

popular method of thwarting muggers. Patented by self defense instructor Brett Kaywood and has proved to be effective in the only laboaratory that matters: The streets. When confronted by a mugger, the method consists of 2 simple steps:

1) Gain wrist control

2) Pull out your gun

This technique can be used in many situations such as:

- You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack.

- Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack.

- Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack.

- Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack.

Person 1: I heard it was your grandma's 100th birthday today. How did that go?

Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun.

by eclipseballer603 December 9, 2008

self-defecating

To shit oneself. From the word "defecate," meaning, "have a bowel movement." And the word, self, meaning "One's identity."

"Yo, did you see that guy? He was totally self-defecating!"

by MoreAwesomeThanThisGuy! March 5, 2010

Defo

a shortening of definitely for use when responding in agreement enthusiastically and for sake of not using the enitire word. Works wonderfully avec FAB.

Scoop: LOOP day 2moro??
Lou: o DEFO that will be FAB!

by Louise Burton (aka LO of loop) April 7, 2005

day of defeat

A game that is not 1, not2, but infinite steps up from Counter-Strike, which is a favorite of close-minded individuals and infantile morons.

Among the countless advantages of Day of Defeat, you do not get as many immature little kids complaining about hackers, and the damage level and recoil is such that the game requires skill and is a learning process.

by BlastMaster May 15, 2003

defrumpled

Senseless and\or dizzy.

I became defrumpled when I got hit in the head.

by Sarah Disosway May 1, 2006

Defaultation

The defaulting of a picture on facebook. Especially after a group of friends commenting on the picture demand it.

Victoria: "Dude Phil. The picture of you in a bra deserves defaultation!"
Phil: "Nah...everyone will think Im weird!"
Person 1: "Default!"
Person 2: "Yes! Default!"
person 3: "YES YES! DEFAULT!"
Phil: "Well fine... i guess it does deserve defaultation!"

by KayPea November 26, 2009