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Geometry Dash 2.2 

Will be the thirteen official update to Geometry Dash, a game developed by Swedish developer Robert Topala, also known as RobtopGames or Zhenmuron.

As of the 29 of November 2022, it has not been released yet, nor any dates hinting to a release. Has become a meme because of the longevity from Update 2.11 and Update 2.2. Also shortened to simply 2.2, generally being used as the main name to speak about the update.
Person 1: I hope Geometry Dash 2.2 released before i die!
Person 2: You really have hope? Really?
Geometry Dash 2.2 by TheeXimi November 29, 2022
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White Boi Dash 

When a guy leaves his girl behind to pursue something in a situation where she could potentially hold him back.
Bob: Ay bro, you hear Jimmy and Sally broke up?!?
Pete: Yeah. His song hit 1k on SoundCloud and he did the white boi dash.
White Boi Dash by LilPuberty February 14, 2020
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Slash N’ Dash 

When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.
Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.

Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.
Slash N’ Dash by TheRealClarence October 29, 2020

put my knee through her dashboard

The act of having exceptionally good yet typically rough sexual intercourse.
John: Did you go home with that girl you met last night?

Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.

sonic dash 

go to a sonic fast food shit-hole and order something ridiculous (sorry for my spelling) for instance a double dsonic buger with no bottom patty, 4 oinons, 3 oz of ketchup, and a lot of fuckin mayo, now you gotta say this into the little things were u park the car and not the drive through then when the foodfuck (sonic slave) come with your food u and your friends take off just run as fuckin fast as far as u can as soon as the sevrer approaches you and dont even say a word just run.
dude you shoulda been there me and my bro did the sonic dash and the dude got so pissed he broke a windo with my shake
sonic dash by rilkens January 2, 2008

Morning dash 

When you wake up late for work or class and run to the shower, hop in and eat a soggy poptart, followed by brushing and flossing your teeth while at the same time expelling urine and if needed, pooping. The whole process should be under 3 minutes in length.

Other morning things, such as clipping toenails or fingernails may also be done in the shower if done fast. Masturbation may only be done if done so under 60 seconds so it may not be suitable for females unless they can achieve a quick climax.
Jon woke up late for class and had to swap his usual routine of reading the newspaper and sipping coffee for a morning dash. Unfortunately Jon had to take a fat poop and it clogged the shower drain.


Morning dash by Alex is Sparta December 9, 2008

Geometry dash 

A game that leaves u screaming in rage, but for some reason, you always want to come back.
person 1: Lets play geometry dash!
person 2: F NO I JUST GOT 98 PERCENT IN DEADLOCKED
*The next day*
Person 2: Wanna play geometry dash???
Person 1: F NO I JUST GOT 99 PERCENT IN BLOODBATH