A phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your ass ever. You have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can't find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nicetree to hang from and take a shit and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot
"O my god i have to crap so bad"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nicetree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"
A woman who loves to have a man cum inside her during sex instead of pulling out or cumming in a condom (i.e. likes it RAW!). She always wants it that way, every single time, and it's a big turn-on for her. It's even more of a turn-on for her if she's not on birth-control (risky sex is fun sex). The more cum is in her, the happier she is.
Every timeJeromefucks Susie, she begs him to cum in her. She is SUCH a cum-dump.
To take a dump that is at least twenty-eight pounds which rips oneanus and causes excessive bleeding. Often requires the use of an entire roll of toilet paper.
Nik: Yo Doc. I just took an Anchorage Dump and my asshole was split wide open.
Dr. D: Nurse!
Nik: Doc? Am I gonna be ok?
Dr. D: No son, I'm afraid the dump has ripped your asshole completely in half. You will die in the next two hours.
A giant, unavoidable bowel movement whose aftermath can clear an entire house and leaves its shocked victims in a mood as foul as its odor.
The police did not need to confront the crowd with riot gear because the assembly quickly and peacefully dispersed after a protester took a steaming tronald dump on the Donald Trump sign, making any further presence in the vicinity too nauseating.