Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole
by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022
Get the donkey assholemug. I did the boston donkey last weekend. When I was fuckingmy bros sister in the ass and her brother ran in a kicked her in the chin
by Mclovon42018 May 26, 2018
Get the boston donkeymug. That shordy had one hell of a swamp donkey on her!
Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
by fishmaster800 October 25, 2022
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by MagicDonkey June 1, 2020
Get the magic donkeymug. Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.
David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars
David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars
by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018
Get the Donkey warsmug. by Rdore1277 December 5, 2015
Get the rusty donkeymug. Donkey Truck, Donkey Truck-ed, Donkey Truck-ing,
When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.
A common fool.
A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.
(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.
A common fool.
A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.
(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
I was really hoping for a good donkey trucking the other night and all that guy did was stick two fingers in my ear. What a donkey truck.
by Kimba82 May 12, 2023
Get the Donkey Truckmug.