Dirty Ramsay

Shoving a carrot up another guys arse then eating it

"What happened at the Rugby social?"
"The captain asked me to preform a Dirty Ramsay so I left early"

by Leavie October 15, 2020

Dirty Juandom

The act of performing oral sex on a man while he's sitting on the toilet

She gave him a dirty juandom while he was sitting on the toilet

by Lmj June 18, 2013

Dirty Bunk

When someone knowingly hands you a beat bowl.

Damnit, Danielle! You dirty bunked me didn't you?!

by nikkiihunt March 2, 2011

Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 28, 2011

Dirty Bidet

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.

Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!

by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011

Dirty turnip

A name for the Australian five dollar note

Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!

by Sydneysider11 September 25, 2011

Dirty Bond

When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.

Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.

Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!

Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.

by Funkdoctorforeskin April 7, 2023