december 26

December 26th is when the best people are born. They are normally funny and kind but can also be annoying at times

Wow she’s so nice

She must of been born on December 26th

by 4986 November 2, 2019

December 1

The first day of the destroy dick december also known as DDD

Guy 1: hey dude its december 1 you know what that means

Guy 2: oh hell yeah ima go nut all over my girlfriends ass

by Sexylongassboi76 November 18, 2019

December 4th

The day you tell your crush you like them!

Sally: hey Its December 4th soooo I wanted to tell you that I like you.
Crush:lol ok.

by Imachikennugget December 2, 2019

December 11th

On this date you get to roast your smallest friend. You can do this all day. This is just for the tall people to get back at them for roasting them on the 10th.

It’s December 11th my tall friends are going to roast me all day today great.

by Always_small December 6, 2019

December 12th

Slap a hoe and call her Santa day

Aye bro it's December 12th!!!!
Yeah!!!!
You know what that means!?!??!!
Hell yeah brother!!!!

by imnotaneboyimmaskaterboy December 11, 2019

December 3

Kiss your crush day

Guy:wanna kiss
Crush:no
Guy:but its december 3rd
Crush:fine

by Jefferson 543 December 2, 2020

December 31st

The day you date your best friend for 2 days.

its December 31st you know what that means bestie

by avage_2006 October 22, 2019