chode chewer

someone who chews chode and loves chewing joshs sack and loves brown eye cream pies

Hey chode chewer why dint you screw her ?

Because i love chewing chode and chewing joshes sack

by bullfuckin shit March 21, 2010

chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode

Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!

by Hosethedaddy May 11, 2016

chode ripper

A female who uses her teeth when performing oral sex

Man, everything was great until that chode ripper snagged my dick on her braces!

by Sherjo June 18, 2008

Chode paste

Can be either smegma (the crust on yer balls after sex) or jizz.

I got a serious case of chode paste after banging that chick.

by Lexicon Devil February 16, 2008

paul chode

Paul dickey

omf ur suc H a Paul chode ass fucker !!

by maria/sierra suck dick May 25, 2016

Chode McGee

A person who hands another person a cashed bowl or you're just a chode

Marc hands me a cashed money,

I hit the bowl and get scoobies,

"Wow Marc, you're a Chode McGee!"

"What's a Chode McGee?"

"It's like calling someone a Scrooge on Christmas."

by Pricesswarriorandchodemcgee June 23, 2013

chode penis

A thick small penis

Sean has a chode penis,and the girls dont like it.

by owen_€£ April 28, 2014