Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

Beached a bitch

When you throw sand on a bitch

I was fucking a chick in Alaska but I wanted that sunny cali feel so I beached a bitch

by \m/ ( >.< ) \m/ July 30, 2017

beatlejuiced

When you have so much facial swelling that has resulted from getting your ass kicked.

Don Frye beatlejuiced Takayama's face!

by Corncobs4sale April 18, 2018

beached whale

Ally silva

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH

by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017

beatle bop

Touchin in ya feelies

He said he wouldn't beatle bop me unless I wanted him to.

by Beeeple October 3, 2017

Beateria

When you beat your dick so hard you shit yourself!

Every time she gives me a rusty trombone I get explosive beateria!

by Forshits&gigs November 20, 2017

Beached Weasel

A “beached weasel” is usually found in a trap house to Diggles their way through everybody’s belongings with no remorse and guilt or care and will help you look for the things they stole from you etc. A “beached weasel” is a two-faced backstabbing friend Who will Lie to your face or steal from you step on your toes And have no remorse of doing it!!A “beached weasel”Can also be someone Who hangs out only when it is beneficial to them and some sort of way and in most cases drugs!!! Watch out for beached weasels because they are everywhereAnd will adapt to any environment or situation....

You can go out to any trap house in Olympia and find a “beached weasel”

by anonymous June 5, 2018