coaches award

usualy assigned to the worst player on the team to rise him/her own confidence, although most everyone knows tey will never go anymore athletically

coaches award was given to joey, he didnt play all season

by 54twgerhgtwsregrer July 8, 2009

awkward

lauren shaffner.

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awkward faces. awkward in general.

awkward people are the best type of people.

by +r3ndY November 8, 2010

awkward turtle

you use awkward turtle as a secret code. use "awkward turtle" when you want a close friend to check you for b.o.
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"

random person: "some one smells like b.o."

patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"

heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"

patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"

by Corbin Heather October 2, 2007

Coaches award

Basically the sporting equivalent of the "Teacher's pet". Usually (but not always) awarded to the worst player on the team. Common characteristics of kids that receive this award are a good attitude, courteous & considerate, willing to help pack up, and determination despite obvious physical and technical shortcomings. Sometimes it will also go to the kid with the hottest mom.

I knew Jeff was getting the coaches award! He's always sucking up to Coach Taylor.

by FirmButFair October 1, 2019

Game Awards 2020

The Game Awards 2020 was horrible, The Last Of Us II won. As Gabe Newell canceled Half-life 3. They could at least chose Doom Eternal or Animal Crossing New Horizons and maybe even Half-life Alyx. But as In super smash bros, we got a new character sephiroth another sword character. But as of now I don't wanna talk about more of the Game awards 2020. I felt bad for Gabe Newell.

A friend: Hey! Have you seen the game awards!
me: I don't wanna talk about it.
A friend: Why not?
me: *Sniff* WHY COULDN'T HALF-LIFE ALYX WIN THE GAME AWARDS 2020!?!?

by A skeleton January 19, 2021

Coach's Award

An award given to a person who has bribed the coach in some way, most likely through sexual favors. If multiple athletes attempt to do so, it will go to the athlete who is able to better please their coach.

Q-Hey how did Justin get coach's award he can't even make a basket?!
A- coach's husband just left so I think we all know how Justin got it!

by Hungryhungryhippo July 25, 2013

Awkwardnimity

An extreme case of awkwardness such as in meeting a new group of people for the first time.

The Circle of Awkwardnimity.

We stood together in complete awkwardnimity for an hour.

by TheManWithTheWord March 4, 2010