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Joe: Hey, Hank. Me and the guys are gonna play a game of apple after school, you in?
Hank: Nah, I played that game three times before, and lost twice....apples just don't taste the same......
Hank: Nah, I played that game three times before, and lost twice....apples just don't taste the same......
by assfaggot November 2, 2009
Get the Apple mug.Some consider it a fruit, but to many it is a ghetto smoking device. Created by the gods, the apple is to help those who are in desperate need of a smoking piece, or forgot where they put their pipe.
1. obtain the apple
2. carve out the core with a knife, so it has a decent sized bowl.
3. find a pen, and take the insides out of it so it's just the "tube" of the pen.
4. stick the "tube" into a side of the apple so it enters the core. clean out the apple in the tube with something (one may use the inside of a mechanical pencil), then stick the tube back into the apple. This is now the mouth piece.
5. find a sheet of tinfoil. lay it down on a table (cloth or rag separating the two, recommended) and with a tac, or other pointy device, poke about 15-20 holes in the very center of the piece of tinfoil.
6. fold the tin foil over the hole of the apple, just enough so it has the perfect sized bowl. if needed, stick tacs through the tinfoil into the apple, making sure it won't slide around.
7. breathe through the pen while observing the tinfoil. if the tinfoil doesn't push down a little bit into the apple, then the tinfoil is folded tightly enough around the edges of the apple.
8. place marijuanna over the tiny holes that you have made earlier. you are now ready to test out your ghetto apple.
1. obtain the apple
2. carve out the core with a knife, so it has a decent sized bowl.
3. find a pen, and take the insides out of it so it's just the "tube" of the pen.
4. stick the "tube" into a side of the apple so it enters the core. clean out the apple in the tube with something (one may use the inside of a mechanical pencil), then stick the tube back into the apple. This is now the mouth piece.
5. find a sheet of tinfoil. lay it down on a table (cloth or rag separating the two, recommended) and with a tac, or other pointy device, poke about 15-20 holes in the very center of the piece of tinfoil.
6. fold the tin foil over the hole of the apple, just enough so it has the perfect sized bowl. if needed, stick tacs through the tinfoil into the apple, making sure it won't slide around.
7. breathe through the pen while observing the tinfoil. if the tinfoil doesn't push down a little bit into the apple, then the tinfoil is folded tightly enough around the edges of the apple.
8. place marijuanna over the tiny holes that you have made earlier. you are now ready to test out your ghetto apple.
hey man, did you finish making that apple pipe?
yesterday i made an apple pipe, but i accidently burned through the tinfoil because i held the lighter too close.
yesterday i made an apple pipe, but i accidently burned through the tinfoil because i held the lighter too close.
by krosmo January 7, 2005
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When presented with any kind of new idea, they STUBBORNLY and IGNORANTLY turn up their noses without any legitimate consideration. Highly Liberal, they have no mind of their own and prefer everything in their lives to be simple and work-free. They prefer a dumbed- down user interface for their devices and hate anything else that allows the user to exceed the standards. They have no sense of the value of money, since they believe in Socialism, Welfare for Illegal Immigrants and others laboring for their money, so they are willing to spend hundreds of dollars on a phone that has no audio jack when $140 will buy them an Android phone with limitless capabilities, file management, and open system file transfer. They have no desire to better themselves or the world around them. They hate Android phones because they're "ugly" or other such irrelevant reasons without ever having owned one.(For the record, I HAVE owned both)They think of Android devices as if they are for "hackers"
When presented with any kind of new idea, they STUBBORNLY and IGNORANTLY turn up their noses without any legitimate consideration. Highly Liberal, they have no mind of their own and prefer everything in their lives to be simple and work-free. They prefer a dumbed- down user interface for their devices and hate anything else that allows the user to exceed the standards. They have no sense of the value of money, since they believe in Socialism, Welfare for Illegal Immigrants and others laboring for their money, so they are willing to spend hundreds of dollars on a phone that has no audio jack when $140 will buy them an Android phone with limitless capabilities, file management, and open system file transfer. They have no desire to better themselves or the world around them. They hate Android phones because they're "ugly" or other such irrelevant reasons without ever having owned one.(For the record, I HAVE owned both)They think of Android devices as if they are for "hackers"
.When it comes to their taste in computers, anything that exceeds the expectations of the Modern Brainless Millennial like Windows, or Linux is for "Hackers" is "too hard to use". They have no experience with File management, Word processing, Wired sharing, Customization, Touch Typing and other basic things that anyone in the 21st century should know, let alone scripting, coding, or basic coding logic. The Apple User lives on social media.They consider any form of basic scripting, "hacking", but are to ignorant to learn otherwise. They are simply followers without the ability to think for themselves.Don't be an Apple User.Think for yourself.Be willing to TRY SOMETHING NEW. THINK "CAN"
1: Did you hear about Anica?
2: Yeah, she bought an Android phone just for Netflix and nothing else!!!
1: Yeah!?! Doesn't she know it can do SO much more????
2: I know right!!! I tried to show her how to use the file management application, and she told me "she didn't want me 'hacking' her phone"!!!!
1: Wow, LOL does she realize how stupid that is?????
2: No, because she has no desire to learn anything of the sort, and Netflix doesn't teach her that.
1: Yeah, she is SUCH an Apple User
2: OMG i know right.. Such a waste of a phone....
1: Did you hear about Anica?
2: Yeah, she bought an Android phone just for Netflix and nothing else!!!
1: Yeah!?! Doesn't she know it can do SO much more????
2: I know right!!! I tried to show her how to use the file management application, and she told me "she didn't want me 'hacking' her phone"!!!!
1: Wow, LOL does she realize how stupid that is?????
2: No, because she has no desire to learn anything of the sort, and Netflix doesn't teach her that.
1: Yeah, she is SUCH an Apple User
2: OMG i know right.. Such a waste of a phone....
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