jess horton

a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily

jess horton loves a good maccies

by badman10101001 February 17, 2020

Jesse

Jesse is known as a Tryhard who is good at everything he does and will do anything to make the second alto feel like crap. Jesse is also a clown 🤡 and he puts pencils in his pocket(pencil pocket). He’s a weird redditor as well but he’s also a good and funny friend.

Dude Jesse is so good at improv, he’s such a Tryhard.

by EEE728 February 3, 2020

Jesse

Jesse was a beautiful person who has a weird obsession to Breaking Bad and cooking meth.
While we talk about Jesse, He can bring on a strange but sexually arousing aurora around him at all times, even though, he gets no bitches/

"Jesse, we need to cook, we need to cook the meth"

by Enzo Cusamano June 15, 2022

Jesse

Shit for brains.

Don't pull a Jesse, he who has shit for brains.

by dianaprince6 June 12, 2020

Jess

jess is just a lil dude.

an adult lil boy.

never blonde. jess watched Scott pilgrim too much.

is jess blonde? na

by ijrenabmada October 23, 2023

Jesse’s Privilege

is the ability and right of a person to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter

That Cunk seems to have Jesse’s privilege. They can say and do whatever without any repercussions.

by Pretzmane June 13, 2024

jess walker

A lax Diva who is fabulous

Yo, I saw Jess Walker last night. She's such a lax diva!

by jdubs2792 May 25, 2014