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Zhongli

Zhongli: *exists*
Simps: "Geo daddy~ "
by J•a•x February 20, 2022
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Zhongli/morax/geo archon

The most attractive man to walk this earth other than xiao and arataki itto he is a georgeous sight ecspecially on nsfw sites -madame ping👵🏻
Zhongli/morax/geo archon is hot,morax is sexy,geo daddy can marry me 🥺
by Vexxx December 1, 2021
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Law of the Zhongguo

Any interaction, strange taste or smell, near-death-experience or other such event occurring in mainland China that is inexplicable to the foreigners experiencing it.

"Zhongguo" is the Mandarin Chinese term for China and sounds similar to the English word "jungle."
example one:

Person 1: "This is a city of 20 million people...why does the subway system stop working at 10:00pm?"

Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo, man."

example two:

Person 1: "What kind of meat is this? I can not tell what it is...and I only ordered vegetables..."

Person 2: "It's the Law of the Zhongguo. Don't ask questions and just eat it."
by Exzeebo July 6, 2009
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Zhong Zheng

A very charming guy with such good personality. You with always think of him as your personal Superman to the rescue.He will help you through all of your troubles with his good looks and advice. This is the perfect guy to spend the rest of your life with.
by Love Expert November 22, 2011
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Zhong

(noun.) A type of plant which grows in the remote region of Inner Mongolia. Commonly known for its toxic attributes, it is a plant which is deadly whenever found.
Zhong plants were used by Genghis Khan when fighting the last of the Song Dynasty warriors.
by thegreatestofemall April 5, 2003
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zhonglin

A term used to describe ingrown hairs on the lower end of the scrotum. Commonly fixed through applying creams to reduce inflammation or applying warm compresses.
"Dude, I heard that Jason got a severe case of Zhonglin."

"Holy shit is he ok?"

"I heard he's going to the doctor tomorrow to get it removed. He cries all the time in Math class though due to the pain"
by sadwumpus69 April 28, 2021
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Zhonglix

Funniest mf ever. His dad is kinda hot ngl. MY best friend Zen <3 People say he's intimidating but they're allergic to Sonic so-
Called me handsome once LJIJUHijihu
Sent me a video earlier today calling me gay! I am
Got them with DN like 4 times KNHIU*UI
his tiktoks r questionable sometimes

fun to coop with on genshin P
COME SEE MY TEAPOT ZEN
"Zhonglix is my best friend :D"
"Did u know Zhonglix called my mother hot? Now you do."
by dilucragnvindrsbf May 2, 2021
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