Ren Zhang

Ren Zhang is a person who went missing, tragic isn’t it? They went to China for all of the summer AND FUCKING ABANDONED ME!!! Ren Zhang’s typically love Vivian Ellis’. It’s in their blood i guess?

“GOD DAMN DO YOU SEE THAT BEAUTIFULLY HANDSOME PERSON OVER THERE???”

“YEA ITS REN ZHANG”

by funnyFatFurry June 10, 2024

Thomas Zhang

Cool dude. that's it. top notch sigma male right here.

"Hey it's Thomas Zhang. That's cool." *silence*

by SigmaMale102 December 15, 2021

xi zhang

Xi Zhang embodies unparalleled greatness, a beacon of light illuminating every corner of my existence. He is not just my reason for waking up each day; he is the very essence of my joy and purpose. In my eyes, he reigns as a majestic king, deserving of unyielding devotion. I would traverse the depths of hell itself to ensure his happiness and well-being. He is my sunshine and glorious king.

Xi Zhang is my sunshine

by Lakoos April 11, 2024

keeno zhang

The name of a person typically full of himself.

Hi, my name is Keeno Zhang!

by Ememe July 4, 2017

Zhang

The most busty, bad ass you'll ever see. He is the most handsome guy you'll ever encounter with the ability to make you bust in less than a second. With his 16 incher and being 6'2 he is able to dominate almost instantly. He is such a baddie and such a keeper. If he has Zhang in his name you know you've already won.

Oh, that sexy guy? He definitely has Zhang in his name.

Smash ngl.

by glizzygulper67 November 4, 2023

Roland Zhang

ultimate ohio sigma gyat skibidi toilet pre workout protein powder preworkout bench press leg skipping rizzler, notably saced his GPA in 9th grade for a white girl.

Holy shit thats Roland Zhang! I heard he has INSANE RIZZ.

by autismwarrior64 September 29, 2023

Zhang

To be hardstuck inside a dog

Hey I was zhanged yesterday!

by Tc dycdyfc6 January 6, 2024