wrinkle biscuit

Look at granny sporting that wrinkle biscuit! Think I need to get on some young poon instead!

by tfpMeatShield June 3, 2005

parade of wrinkles

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 21, 2005

To dance in an absurd manner that your wrinkles fly off of your body and hit the wind chimes on your front porch.

Man 1: "AHHH!! My wrinkles flew off!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"

by Daveed Kashew December 26, 2011

Her pants were so tight you could see her wrinkled peach.

by Dirty Dana March 24, 2014

(Noun) A situation in which a senior citizen uses the restroom in a pizzaz-y way.

"I just took a fat wrinkle tinkle, Cheryl. I don't think the nurses will be able to clean this one up."

A crusty grimey wore out anus or butt hole that’s usually hammered so long and hard it’s all wrinkled up and crusty from days old cum

Omg Jason is putting it in her wrinkle ring god I hope he wears a rubber her wrinkle ring is leaking shit literally shit

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.

Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.

by taking a joe February 17, 2016