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A six-pack of cheap beer.

Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.
Usage:

Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!
by roblevistala February 05, 2010
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Something that is created when you’re stuck in quarantine for three months.
We’re in a bit of a situation rn.
by Pialinist June 11, 2020
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