Woods

Referring to Hollywood, Florida. Woods are a very shady place with lots of trees.

Ima head to the woods and grab sum ghetty.

by 2La May 13, 2004

Wood

Synonym for weed

I just bought some wood to smoke.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Wood

why the fuck are you looking up wood on urban dictionary

why the fuck would you even search up wood

by what in god diddly darn's fuck October 27, 2020

Woods

when a male gets happy in a sexual way.

"last night i got on woods"

by Kanu October 9, 2003

Woods

verb. the act of discarding a carcass of a recent nuisance kill in the woods near the back forty. i.e. an opposum that was eating your cat's food, wild dog that was eat your chickens, stray tom cat that was pissing on your back door, coyote, etc.
Animal control "old school country style".

Hold on a minute Man, I'm woodsing a 'yote I slammed that was after my chick'ns.

by ncarolinacountry January 23, 2011

The Wood

a nickname for the country star Carrie Underwood. most commonly used by her obsessive fans. quite often used in sexually suggestive sentences.

I'd put my wood under Carrie!
The Wood owns.

by thewoodownskthxbye December 1, 2006

the wood

Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."

Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game

In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.

Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.

by The Dude March 24, 2005