wonky bollocks

pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination

Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006

wonky

Fucked up.

That goddamn roller coaster made me feel wonky.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

wankly

An extremely dumb, but successful person, most likely due to family influence.

That wankly, George W. Bush made it to President of The US with a below average showing throughout school and now look at him now kids. Look where being dumb AND rich can get you!

by Dan April 12, 2003

Wonky rizla

A wonky rizla is when you run out of rizlas and you get one off of someone one and it is wonky so you spin their jaw like your at the casino playing roulette the only way to resolve this problem is to sell your family members urn and buy some silvers from the local corner shop where boss man patterns you a fake maggy for £3.10

Yo g lowe bussin man a wonky rizla when you have bare normal ones g

by Wanna buy a 20 deck May 6, 2021

Willy wonky

A penis shaped chocolate/ chocolate shaped penis

"He took off his underwear and I saw his willy wonky!"
"I like to suck on my willy wonky"

by Not.a.City.Bitch April 2, 2017

Wongly

An adjective to describe a person who is tall, thin, awkward and dangly in stature.

Lurch from the TV show "The Addam's Family" is very wongly.

by Kaisha September 16, 2008

wonkey

indiscribable word used to describe someone that you dont have a good enough insult for. NOT to be confused with honky for it is not a racial slur of any sort, just a stupid word. can be used as a noun or adjective.

created by me and a friend being stupid at work.

"your such a wonkey"
"look at those wonkey dancers with their wonkey ways"

by whitey138 January 17, 2005