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"As the protest turned violent the WOKE began to burn parked cars and businesses in protest of having a peaceful dialog with those who tell the truth for fear it would undermine their control of media false narratives"
by T.B. Told March 11, 2021
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Woke

A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior.
That woke bastard is pissing me off.
by Candi’s Master January 9, 2023
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Woke

Literally mentally-retarded, virulent anti-white racists who believe that men are women and babies should be permitted to make love to whomever they want. Responsible for the downfall of civilization and the onset of the Dumb Ages.
"Why is that guy standing out there holding that sign "Love is Love" with the picture of the naked toddler on it?"

"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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Simply it means being factually informed and doing the right thing.
Explains why a certain political party is against everything.
The opposite of Woke is Doze.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 24, 2023
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I someone is wide awake they are WOKE.

A person can get WOKE by eating lots of sugar and stuff.

Synonym - Hype/Hyped/Hyper
Wow i didn’t get any sleep last night yet i’m still so WOKE.

i’m planning to get WOKE today.
by trollicia April 16, 2019
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Wokeness

The act of aggressively pushing for Diversity, Inclusivity, and Equity by discriminating against the "oppressors" with the intent of achieving equity for the "oppressed"
Bob: I swear to God Wokeness has ruined entertainment. All that comes out these days is classics that get "updated" by slapping blackface on the characters or turning them into Mary Sues and then have em make meta jokes to make up for how shitty the end product is.

Tom: Yeah. They should at least try something original and make the female protagonist human. I mean every hero is supposed to have a weakness right?
by StrangeTamer420 September 19, 2023
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WOKE

Originally dating back to at least the 1940s, an African American grammatical error, used to mean AWAKE, in a political sense.

Unheard of in the UK until the BLM movement spread over here in the late 2010s.

Then hijacked by middle class pseudo Socialists, as a virtue signal.

Now used as an insult, to point out just how moronic and out of touch those people are.

WOKE is like COOL, if you think you are, you're defiantly not.
That WOKE twat thinks men can have babies.
by Rikstir August 30, 2023
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