A required mid-workout wipe of one's anus due to excessive sweat causing a uncomfortable itchy anal region. May also be exacerbated by greasy, wet farts induced by excessive protein intake.
Braaaaaahhh I got a great pump going here but I'm gonna have to stop for a gym wipe. I'm all itchy and a little greasy. Got the protein farts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017
by colehuck@att.net April 13, 2009
When you tred in dog shit and you wipe your shoe off on a curb so all the dog shit comes off your shoe.
by Naynay1993 December 12, 2009
A post shit toilet paper a wipe of the ass that is completely clean and remnant free. Named from the extremely clean plop and drop and clean release shits that occur when following a plant based and high fiber lifestyle.
I just had a vegan wipe. Hard to believe that just a year ago I was dropping greasy shits and wiping myself raw. This plant diet really has changed my bowels.
by Dick Onchin October 06, 2020
The cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation cum and love juices. Generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.
Pass me the happy wipe from under the bed. I need to wipe your spunk off my face before it dries.
Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?
Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.
Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?
Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
The wiping of your A-hole after a soppy, wet fart.
Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.
Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.
"hey, you didn't flush everything from that shit you just had!'
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe
Or
"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"
"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe
Or
"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"
"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"
by Beach slick November 03, 2009