red winger

When you unknowingly hook up with a female at a party that is on her period

I accidentally hooked up with a girl on her period, my friends call me red winger now

by Sticky_Rice September 3, 2016

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Winger

One who rides a Honda Goldwing. Goldwings are the biggest, heaviest, most expensive, and most unnecessary bikes in the world. Wingers totally miss the point of riding a motorcycle because they'd rather have seat massagers and TVs on their bikes.

Why is there a supertanker driving down the street? Oh wait, its just that winger and his awful Honda GL1800

by Alex Dumpance March 6, 2010

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Winger-ing

Definition 1: Hooking up with a female way too young for a man's age; as referenced in the 1980's song by Winger, "Seventeen"

Lyrics: "daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me..."

Definition 2: A disgusting old man fetish
Bruce Willis and Emma Heming
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart
Billy Joel and Katie Lee

Dude: "Hey Dad, you can't just ask my ex-girlfriend to dinner, that's wrong!"

Dad: "Son, I'm just Winger-ing for a while until your Mom decides to come home"

Dude: "Damn that's gross...."

by dorito jackson, atl ga March 24, 2009

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winger

Someone who excessively bothers you at work and invites you to a Chinese Buffet. If you say, 'No,' he calls you racist and tells you that you probably grew up learning to be racist against Chinese people. After suggesting another place, he says you have no life.

Guy 1: "Wanna go to a Chinese Buffet." Guy 2: "Nah, how about a pizza joint?" Guy 1: "Stop being such a racist pussy, and come to the Chinese Buffet." Guy 2: "Stop being an Winger, and come to the pizza joint."

by Guy at work May 1, 2009

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Left-Winger

Someone who is politically left-wing. Example of left-wing ideas are as follows:

• Equality (Not to be confused with Equity) for all people in all walks of life.
• All religions and beliefs are welcome so long as they do not discriminate against others, offend others, or affect laws or the government.

• The government should not be affected by religion.
• The government should be large to protect equal rights for all people.
• Censorship is necessary to filter out ideas which are offensive to others.
• Minorities should be praised so as to balance power between groups of people.
• Religious freedom may be curtailed in order to provide genuine equality.
• Gay couples should be allowed to marry anywhere and in any way that a straight couple would.
• Abortion and contraception are necessary to maintain bodily autonomy.
• Access to healthcare, water, food, and shelter should be provided to all people by the government.
• The rich should be taxed highly and military spending should be cut to pay for social programs.

"Yeah, I'm a left-winger, and if you've got a problem with that, that's your problem."

by JP the ENFP June 17, 2022

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