by xFuzion March 26, 2019
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Key point: no sexual acts transpire.
Key point: no sexual acts transpire.
Example:
1. Yo Brad, you end up porking that slam pig you met last night at the jersey bar?
No dude. Her hatchet wound smelled like fish so we just willised.
2. Dude! My girlfriend is such a prude. I go over and spend the night all the time buy all she wants to do is Willis! Fuck my life!
3. This broad was all for slam dancing but I got whiskey dick so all we did was Willis. Not to self, bring emergency Viagra next time.
4. I really like and respect this girl so we just willised. (fag!)
1. Yo Brad, you end up porking that slam pig you met last night at the jersey bar?
No dude. Her hatchet wound smelled like fish so we just willised.
2. Dude! My girlfriend is such a prude. I go over and spend the night all the time buy all she wants to do is Willis! Fuck my life!
3. This broad was all for slam dancing but I got whiskey dick so all we did was Willis. Not to self, bring emergency Viagra next time.
4. I really like and respect this girl so we just willised. (fag!)
by B-Rad Willis January 30, 2010
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verb: To dryhump a female, fully clothed, to the point of penetration. This maneuvre is best done drunk, and is most commonly seen on the dancefloor.
Oh boy, he is willising the shit out of her....
by Antwaaaaaaaaaaaaaan October 14, 2006
Get the Willis mug.Minuet piece of toilet tissue or fabric fluff from underpants that has dried, hardened and adhered to pubic hair around the anus.
I was in the shower the other morning and you won’t believe the amount of willits I picked out of my arse!
by bennybumflaps January 21, 2007
Get the willit mug.Something someone says during a long, akward silence to get people's attention and to start up a conversation.
(Long, akward silence)
Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!
Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?
(Conversation starts)
Joe: (pointing into space) Oh my god, it's Bruce Willis!
Everyone else: Where!? I don't see him!?
(Conversation starts)
by gizmo19961 November 4, 2009
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Get the Williston ND mug.Willits is a shit town in NorCal where everyone is either a stupid Puritan hippie or a stoner who was neglected as a kid and thusly uses that to justify their mindlessly fake-deep actions. Willits is also the home to the world’s dumbest lumber jack statue. Everybody knows all the words to Hotel California there, but none of them know what it means. Also the cancer rate is like 10x average cause PepsiCo ruined the water supply.
Person 1: “Yeah I grew up in Willits”
Person 2: “Oh I had a cousin from there he’s a hardcore addict now who runs a blog about heavy metal.”
Person 3: “Yeah that’s a pretty shit town. Everybody dates their cousins in law at some point cause nobody’s mom can seem to stay married for long”
Person 2: “Oh I had a cousin from there he’s a hardcore addict now who runs a blog about heavy metal.”
Person 3: “Yeah that’s a pretty shit town. Everybody dates their cousins in law at some point cause nobody’s mom can seem to stay married for long”
by Nerium—Oleander September 2, 2019
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