Willnot

A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.

I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.

by jimco December 28, 2005

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Wildo

A dildo of Wooden make. Generally used in the medievil era. Much less used in todays time, though it isnt uncommon to see such objects in the private collections of older, wealthy women. Some say the cool, smooth texture of a wildo is much preferred to that of the rubbery texture of a normal Dildo.

"I can't believe she uses a wildo!"
"I know those are so outdated...but they do feel absolutely wonderful!"

by JMenz223 January 26, 2009

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Wildo

A wooden dildo widdled from wood by hand.

Hey old granny made another wildo and now it looks like a porcupine done crawled up inside her crotch with them splinters in there.

by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

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A little dab will do ya!

A little dab will do ya refers to applying vicks vapor rub on the anal sphincter before having anal sex. The menthol in the vapor rub relax's the sphincter causing it to open up allowing the penis to be inserted easily. It also creates a warm sensation inside the anus making it more enjoyable for the female or male. It is always recomended to wear a condom before buttfucking someone!

Hick #1: Hey im gonna smear vicks vapor rub on my cousins asshole and fuck the shit out of her!
Hick #2:You know the old saying..."a little dab will do ya!"
girl: "My asshole hurts really bad from you ramming your cock up my ass!"
Dude: Try rubbing vicks on your bunghole before I fuck it next time...A little dab will do ya!"

by larkymcnaughton September 10, 2010

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