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A dildo of Wooden make. Generally used in the medievil era. Much less used in todays time, though it isnt uncommon to see such objects in the private collections of older, wealthy women. Some say the cool, smooth texture of a wildo is much preferred to that of the rubbery texture of a normal Dildo.
"I can't believe she uses a wildo!"
"I know those are so outdated...but they do feel absolutely wonderful!"
by JMenz223 January 26, 2009
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A wooden dildo widdled from wood by hand.
Hey old granny made another wildo and now it looks like a porcupine done crawled up inside her crotch with them splinters in there.
by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018
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A wooden dildo! Often crafted of pine or hickory, therfore creating a pleasant scent!
She doesnt use latex, she uses a wildo!
by pmb002 March 07, 2009
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A name given to penis pumps used in a surgery for male erections, most often for older men struggling to have and/or maintain an erection.
Johhny D. is hoping his insurance company will pay for his Wildo in order to jizzem on this lady's face again.
by Dirk Wiggles March 24, 2015
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