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Subway Worker

A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.
Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch
by Pubestache September 16, 2016
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Social Worker

coitus interruptus at mid-life
I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.
by CertifiedCanasa September 28, 2021
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foe-worker

That person at work who you dislike. Maybe they passed you up for a promotion, maybe they're just annoying - either way they're your foe-worker.
"What do you mean I have to work on that project with Emma? Doesn't everyone know we're foe-workers since she called me out for expensing a coffee?"
by filledudeuxieme January 7, 2021
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Social worker

A drama queen, completely delusional that your business is their business, despite them being a complete stranger to you
Susie came knocking at my door, insisting I "needed" her input because someone called her, she can't tell me who, and gave her some presumptions about my thoughts and feelings.

I told that social worker to get a real job and slammed the door shut.
by Ronda DeSatan May 24, 2023
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dish worker

Usually a strange type of retarded person, usually late 30 to early 70s. always talking about the latest Ds hand held gaming system and Pokemon. They can be found hitting on any female that will look at them. If they are hood, expect them to show 15-60 minuets late each shift.
Oh look, here comes the dumb ass dish worker.
by SoundGod99 November 23, 2015
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sewer worker

Sex Slang, Derogatory,

A person who takes pleasure in anal sex.
Example 1. "A friend of mine shown me a sewer worker movie." A more safe for work description of a scat movie.

Example 2. "She only let you in her back door? She made a you a sewer worker out of you."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
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ass worker

Someone who is annoying and acta like a bitch
That boy is an ass worker
by YoungObz08 January 30, 2022
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