What the weld

A clean version of what the hell commonly used within manufacturing plants. References the welding operations that are often present in these settings.

“The production line is down again? What the weld!”

“He never got back to you about that? What the weld is he doing…”

by steezer12 July 30, 2025

wiener weld

When an uncircumcised male gets a circumcise males penis and pulls the excess skin over the circumcised tip. And thus making the two penises look welded together as one.

Hey Casey, do you want to come over later and wiener weld? I've got a fresh clean tip!

by The heights. August 25, 2017

paper welding

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.

Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page

by G3169 May 29, 2017

pipe welding

Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together

I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.

by Perpetual_Stiffy December 10, 2015

Glue Weld

When you run out of glue sticks for your hot glue gun so you melt tiny scraps of dry glue as a substitute.

I ran out of glue sticks when I was making my science project, so I had to glue weld the planets to the sticks. It took forever.

by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018

Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor

Machete welding machine is not a human being

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019