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Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.
Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror
by Keef_stix December 14, 2020
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butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
by QuacksO February 6, 2021
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Cum Weld

When you can no longer remove your pussy piercings because they are cum-welded shut
I can’t get my clit piercing out, it must be cum welded shut.
by Milfy dearest April 13, 2021
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Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor
Machete welding machine is not a human being
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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WELD

(Acronym for "White Entitled Liberal Douche")

A person of Caucasian decent, typically one who is educated, and/or comes from a middle-class or an upper-class background, who holds views that are both socially and politically liberal, and who tend to be pompous and arrogant about their views. This person tends to be a Facebook SJW, spouting off their views on issues such as gay, racial, women's, and animal rights, climate change, etc., but doesn't do any actual activism to support issues they seem to hold dear. WELDs are often times vegan, may be seen driving hybrid vehicles with stickers announcing their views, and believe in their hearts that you are part of the problem if you do not do as they do.
I just saw Grayson's Prius parked at the yoga studio, and it has a bumper sticker that says, "Love animals. Don't eat them." What a WELD.
by jimmy ha-ha February 17, 2022
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Welding

Welding is just like Docking, but it requires the participants to have a couple days' worth up built-up smegma.
"On day one of Coachella, everyone at the campsite was Docking, but by Day 3, it had advanced to Welding.
by PhatRob June 9, 2021
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guy weld

the famous guitarist of the very popular multi platinum group braver. The meaning has evolved to meaning a really good looking person because of guy's physical exploits.
girl 1: that guy is so hot
girl 2: he looks like guyt weld
by braver fan August 15, 2004
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