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weeble

A wobbly (but unfallydowny) toy from back in the day. (Actually, it originated in the 70's, which is well before MY 'back in the day,' but I can pretend to be cool and know what I'm talking about.) (And anyway, Playskool still makes incarnarnations of the darn things.)

While I never had Hasbro's brand name Weebles, I did play with a DIY version my uncle made for me. It involved a purple plastic easter egg (you know, the kind you get three jelly beans in) with a penny taped inside the bottom half and a rather frightening face drawn on in Sharpie. Basically, like the actual Weeble, you could bat it around and it would always right itself. It wasn't that far off from the real thing, either.

Being a somewhat belligerent child, I took the slogan as a personal affront, and spent many hours (well, at least twenty minutes trying to devise ways to MAKE THE DARN THING STAY TIPPED OVER. Gluing it to the table might have worked, but I was caught before the elmer's had set. Would that I were still so carefree!

Admittedly not a hugely challenging idea for a toy, but hey.
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!

Distracted Father: *calling from the next room* Janie? Janie, did you take my superglue?
Slightly Creepy Child: *loudly and sweetly* No, Daddy!
Distracted Father: Huh. *goes to the basement to check his toolbox for the fourth time*
Slightly Creepy Child: *stashes tube of epoxy, glaring at newly-inverted Weeble the entire time* Take that, you demonic ovoid spawn of hell.
by Lady Chevalier June 24, 2005
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weeaboomer

A combination of the words weeaboo and boomer. It's an old man and/or woman who enjoys the anime genre.
"My dad watches anime he's such a weeaboomer."
by Tp3zz August 9, 2019
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Weeaboo

A non Japanese person who denounces their own culture and calls themselves Japanese. They try to learn Japanese through the anime they watch and usually end up pronouncing it wrong and looking like a complete idiot.

KEEP IN MIND:that a non Japanese person can like the culture,speak the language,watch anime,speak the language,and RESPECT THE CULTURE,while still keeping in touch with their own. Which keeps them from being a Weeaboo,japonphile,etc.

Weeaboos basically disrespect the culture and make complete asses of themselves
That dude at the comic book store is such a weeaboo
by Knowledge Master March 28, 2017
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Weeaboo

A weeaboo is a non-Japanese person who acts as if they are Japanese. This phrase is commonly missused with a person who enjoys and is interested in the culture, but still knows their place and their personal culture.
Weeaboos: "Weeaboos have infested the internet."
Non-Weeaboos: "She likes anime and stuff, but she's not a Weeaboo."
by bumbumbuuum December 2, 2016
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Weeaboo

A weeaboo is a person who watches too much anime, anime consumes their life untill the point where the person starts to think that they are Japanese from watching anime, during these stages the person will start collecting figures of anime girls in sexualized poses these anime girls are more than likely under aged 14 year olds, then the person will start reading something known as manga which is basically a comic book in Japan, the person then gets a body pillow of their favorite 14 year old anime girl and they usually sleep with it in very sexual ways which turns them into borderline pedophiles, once the person has begun to think they are Japanese they start trying to learn Japanese through the shows they watch, they also believe that every Japanese person speaks in a dramatic voice whenever they talk, for more information please go watch tvfilthyfrank's video titled "weeaboos"
Me "dude did you hear about jake!?"
Friend "no what happened !?"

Me "he has a body pillow of an anime chick I think he's a weeaboo!"
by Ultraman Nexus August 11, 2017
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Weeaboo

Weeaboo = Cancer
by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019
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