A city employee whose only function is to generate revenue for the city by handing out parking tickets for such ridiculous offenses as "not turning your wheels to the curb when parked on a hill", "no front license plate", or "meter violations when you haven't stepped out of your car yet to feed the meter".
They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.
They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.
Attention party guests, if you parked on the hill, please make sure you turned your wheels to the curb, we have a bad problem with parking weasels.
by geedavee June 16, 2010
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•A guy, Gollum like in nature.
•Someone, who usually motivated by their own underwhelming penis, is always trying to profit in one way or another.
•A guy who would steal jewellery from an open casket.
•A dick who excels at being a dick.
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•A dick who excels at being a dick.
by crosscomox December 20, 2013
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They have no real friends because everything they do or say is usually a lie.
Wank Weasels usually die alone.
Often termed as a Sweaty Nonce by some.
They have no real friends because everything they do or say is usually a lie.
Wank Weasels usually die alone.
Often termed as a Sweaty Nonce by some.
Person 1: Wank Weasel just employed another young girl.
Person 2: Damn! Another one?! He’s just a Wank Weasel.
Person 2: Damn! Another one?! He’s just a Wank Weasel.
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Person 1:I roped that weasel so much last night it became numb.
Person 2: Dudeeee Roping The Weasel, classsic
Person 2: Dudeeee Roping The Weasel, classsic
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I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased
I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased
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