Wattpad

a running joke within the writing community

it is extremely valued by readers worldwide and if threatened will be viciously protected by lonely, mentally ill teenagers.

"Wattpad is why I have not gotten more than 3 hours of sleep on a daily basis"

by areyougayhomie April 8, 2023

Wattpad

The best damn app/website to ever exist.

Wattpader: Hey, what's that?
Other person: Um...books on AO3?
Wattpader: *RAGES*

by Bumble's H3@RT May 20, 2022

Wattpad

an app on which you can read and write your own books, you can also read smut, fan fictions etc. people are really cool on this app!

I wrote a book on wattpad if you want to check it out!
I read this smut last time it was so good

by jaaaaneeeee January 23, 2022

Wattpad

The site you would go to READ the nasty (as in the nasty I mean what your parents did to make you) between you and your favorite celebrity

Person: Wattpad is evil because of the SMUTTY things on it

by Backpack Rascal April 19, 2022

wattpad

The land of horny mfs

Emily: I love reading smut on wattpad

by RensCD March 25, 2024

Wattpad

It's a place on the internet that is filled to the brim with shitty fan-fics and weird original stories

Person 1: Hey Man what are You looking at?
Person 2: Just this app called Wattpad, It's really bad.
Person 1: Tell me about it...

by Fuckface Jizzwagon February 9, 2022

Wattpad

Pretty scary place huh?

Wattpad 😾 is very scary, Onii-Chan.

by urmomisprettycool October 1, 2020