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Walker wishbone 

When a dude is taking a shit and he takes a picture of his cock with the fat turd in the background then sends it to his chick.
I was bored while taking a shit and I sent my chick a walker wishbone!

Walker's Law 

Walker's Law is an adage formulated by strat81 that states, "As an Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Texas, and why it is better, approaches 1."

The term originated at AR15.com and is named after "Walker, Texas Ranger."
Joe - "This restaurant in town makes great pulled pork."

Mike - "Yeah, but it's not as good as Sam's Pork Shack down here in Texas!"

Joe - "Walker's law applies."
Walker's Law by strat81 January 16, 2009

walker doodle 

When a person has the shits so bad that when they walk the they leave a poop doodle trail.
Yesterday my poop was so runny, I pissing out my butthole and left a walker doodle.

Walker Louisiana 

no. Just no. The most drug addicted city in Louisiana. 14 year olds getting pregnant. The girl thinks she cheating on the guy but little does she know that he is cheating back.
"Where ya from?"

"Walker Louisiana"
"Oh heck no"

Walker Pearcey 

The king of band kids.
Walker is well respected among the band kids and shall for fill the prophecy of leading the army of band kids to war against the colony of redditors.
With the force of his mighty drum stick he shall strike down the almighty leader of the Redditor’s and rule all of mankind.
Walker Pearcey by Jokub June 19, 2021

walker ivy

A complete pussy. He is an extreme lightweight in more ways than one. He masturbates constantly, but he pulls bad bitches.
Dude that John guy is a total Walker Ivy. He is always masturbating, and he is the worst at Fantasy Football
walker ivy by fat stacks22 November 23, 2014