Twat Waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. Also know as Robert.

Robert is such a twat waffle.

Twat Waffle by Idktwats March 28, 2019

Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.

After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.

Twat waffle by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019

Twat Waffle

To be rude or unkind to your extremely nice older sister or relative.

My little sister ( Kobi) is being such a twat waffle right now.

Twat Waffle by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee August 21, 2019

Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.

Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.

Twat Waffle by MendAkin October 17, 2019

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

Twat Waffle by twew March 10, 2021

Twat Waffle

Chrissy Teigen.

Chrissy Teigen is a bona fide Twat Waffle.

Twat Waffle by Hollywood Loves Me May 25, 2021

Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

Twat Waffle by J-Patriot July 23, 2021