Vigorous Vulcan

A sexual act which is synonymous with the "Vulcan Death Grip" or "Vulcan Nerve Pinch".

The Vigorous Vulcan is a brutal, soul crushing and mentally demoralizing handjob. Your chicken will be literally choked- your monkey mercilessly spanked-your bishop beat until crippled.

Subsequently, your member will have the same fate as the majority of Star Trek's Red Shirts: Death in Agony, along with enough friction-burn to ensure that it looks like a red shirt in the first place.

I received a handjob in my lady friend's car last night. Needless to say it was freezing below zero and she gave me a vigorous vulcan. Now it hurts to move. Khannn!!!!!

by Khann!! October 24, 2011

vulva

The external female genitalia including the labia majora, labia minora, clitoris, and vestibule of the vagina. Not to be confused with the Uvula which is that thing hanging down in your throat.

I thought the picture was a good family portrait until I saw my aunt's vulva peeking out of her shorts.

by PELO DEL PERRO April 27, 2009

Vulva-Boy

A p-whipped Man. A man who gets bossed around by a woman. A man who no longer has any "balls."

"Girls Gone Wild" is on TV, but Wife/Girlfriend wants to watch "Friends." Man sits there and watches "Friends" instead. Baby takes a dump in it's pants, Father goes and changes pants instead of saying "I don't smell anything" and letting Mother do the work. That makes him a "Vulva-Boy."

by Steve Gogo May 15, 2003

Vulvarine

A very hairy twat. This is usually a derogatory term.

Dude, I was about to go down on this chick last night, but she had a total vulvarine goin on down there.

by PizzlefoShizzle May 1, 2009

Vulcan

The world's largest cast iron statue, at 56 feet (17 meters) tall, is the statue of Vulcan in Birmingham, Alabama, USA. Depicting the Roman god of fire and forge, Vulcan was built in 1904 as a symbol of the iron industry which grew Birmingham into Alabama's largest city.

A viewing platform on top of the statue's pedestal has an amazing view of the city. The neighboring suburb also has a spectacular view... the statue's uncovered posterior. Bemused Homewood residents have nicknamed their view the "Moon over Homewood."

Let's go parking at Vulcan - the view is great!

by Pam Avantnos February 7, 2008

vulcanize

To throw something in anger onto a hot stove or other scalding surface.

Keep that up and I'll be forced to vulcanize you on this here hibachi.

by Neutral Diplomat September 19, 2009

Vulcan

An alien race in Star Trek. Vulcans look like humans with pointy ears and more pointy or long eyebrows. Vulcans live up to 200 years before dying. if you've ever watched Star Trek Enterprise or Star Trek The Next Generation, you'd probably notice that Vulcans show no emotion, when really they show emotion in other ways.

Vulcans look like tall elves.

by Chowderz June 8, 2011