vomit children

When two people, of a decidedly less than adequate physical appearance, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because only hot people can have sex. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of ugly babies is born.

Tim and Ash are too ugly to bang. They should just have some vomit children.

vomit children by Jesse Bailey July 30, 2008

Vomit Comet 

A splurge of airborne vomit that has not reached the ground.

Dude! I just saw a vomit comet come right off of the Wild Thing!

Vomit Comet by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss November 18, 2010

vomit comet 

Any car where sitting in any seat other than the driver's seat makes you miserably ill, usually within minutes.

I always have to drive when I ride in our vomit comet. Otherwise, I will puke my brains out!

vomit comet by EjteCrawf May 21, 2009

vomit bomb 

When you miss the toilet bowl while vomiting and it splatters somewhere else.

"Man, I totally vomit bombed your bathroom floor. It looks like a Jackson Pollock in there! Sorry."

vomit bomb by GreyEyesBlue September 6, 2015

Vomit Odor Syndrome

Also known as VOS, Vomit Odor Syndrome is caused when someones stomach acid has been "upchucked" orally out from there bodies.
This creates a disgusting aroma which can make you, or someone else, vomit. This causes different side effects at different times of day. For example, in the morning it may cause hunger or flatulence. In the afternoon, where it happens more commonly, makes you not want to go outside and be active and stay near a bucket or toilet hoping it doesn't happen again. In the nighttime or evening, you will become tired and want to go to bed earlier. The actual Vomiting of VOS is caused by many things, more commonly bad food, eating disorders, Seeing or smelling some one else vomit, and amusement rides made for that sort of thing.

Guy: Dude you wanna go on "The Bowel Movement?" It has a short line!
Dude: No thanks I know you have just eaten three funnel cakes, and I don't want to catch
Vomit Odor Syndrome .

Vomit Odor Syndrome by Sandmonkey October 4, 2008

Vomit Love 

when a guy/girl ask somebody to date them and they make you wanna vomit

female1: 'omg Toby that rank guy asked Brit out.'
female2: 'eww Vomit Love much?'

Vomit Love by Nikki Nguyen March 21, 2009

vomit volcano

Throwing up involuntarily after a night of debauchery.

John pulled a vomit volcano in the morning. It was so disturbing we all had Iceland flashbacks.

vomit volcano by hwojciechowski May 10, 2010