Vegan Doof 

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

Vegan Doof by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017

peener and veggies 

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

peener and veggies by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

The vegan teacher

A bitch on tiktok

The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell

The vegan teacher by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020

vegan bar

Stereotypically a bar for lesbian that happened to serve vegan food.

Thanks to my meal in a vegan bar, I found my new girlfriend !

vegan bar by NoTNoSham3 March 10, 2019

Vegan eel footing 

Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.

Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.

Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.

Dog: *anus bleeds*

Vegan eel footing by Fiv32210 October 14, 2023

Naughty Vegan 

A vegan who sometimes indulges in products such as milk or cheese.

Yeah bro, you were right that naughty vegan is a total cheater on so many levels.

Naughty Vegan by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

The Vegas Inquisition

The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.

This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.

Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?

Mich: I did ok.

Goombah: Did anything cool happen?

Mich: You know the policy...

Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...

Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!

The Vegas Inquisition by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013