twenty-two

When a man is kicked in the testicles, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.

"That guy got twenty-twoed."

by Bubba Johnson July 23, 2006

Twentyspeak

is a type of spoken jargon in which consists mainly of speaking out acronyms suchs as OMG, OOC, IMHO and many others as part of a regular sentence, where in some cases it is just as easy to speak the words behind the acronym. This is most commonly used by people in their Twenties (aka millennials). Although it was originally used by hackers and gamers as "leetspeak" as a computer elitists vernacular, it's transgressed into spoken language among the millennial mass.

"That girl is so enthralled in everything MTV that I had to use urban dictionary just to understand her twentyspeak. "

by rich8e8 December 17, 2009

Twenty one crackheads

A group that is so addicted to twenty one pilots, that they need it like its crack.

Omg, they listen to every song of theirs, they are such twenty one crackheads!

by Tyler dun August 31, 2016

twenty five eight

Even greater than twenty four seven. Describes something occurring for more hours than there are in a day, and for more days than there are in a week.

Since he got his new girlfriend, he's been hanging with her twenty-five eight. We never see him anymore!

by Coot ET May 14, 2005

freshman twenty

The twenty pounds a freshman generally gains the first year away from home at college where no one watches over his or her eating habits.

Sheila came home from school with the Freshman Twenty showing in the way her clothes fit.

by SeaWolf June 11, 2004

Twentynine Stumps

US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.

"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

Terrible Twenties

Age 22 - 29. The period by which the safety net of school and parents are no more (or coming to an end) and the world is thrust upon you, forcing you to grow up. It's the period of individual growth and learning of the world--away from the shelter of parents. It includes feelings of angst, frustration, depression and forced evaluation of self. It is followed by the intrinsic need to have one's own family.

Friend #1 (Age 23): "I can't get a break in life!"

Friend #2 (Age 33): "You have to crawl before you walk...you're in the terrible twenties."

by Slick Sleezy February 20, 2009