twooting

Tweeting via cell phone while using the restroom.

"Are you in there taking a dump"

"Yep, and I'm twooting on my cell phone"

by str8locsta February 15, 2010

twoofer

1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement.
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'

The twoofer said I was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth to power

by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007

Toof monster

A person who looks like they've got too many teeth to fit in thier mouth.

"Eww did you just kiss that toof monster"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

toofless indian

an indian that has no teeth.

"i was watching Jerry Springer and the hoe in the purple shirt dumped the toofless indian"

by LeeannMoore April 12, 2008

twoosh

A perfect, 140 character Tweet on Twitter.

Nothing feels better than crafting a perfect twoosh.

by HellaMike April 7, 2008

toofs

Drastically misshapen teeth with gaps throughout, a lower form of teef.

"Err that Chalky bird, she's got proper toofs!"

by Cowfresh March 27, 2007

Toofer

Slang for your two front teeth

I'm going to go brush my toofers.

by bobomcgee October 20, 2009