twatter snatch

Person 1: that guy was so hot
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.

by lilbitofnothing April 26, 2014

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Motor twatter

Motorboating the downstairs

The guy at the bar paid me 20.00 to motor twatter his girlfriend

by G. Monk August 20, 2016

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twatter

somthing that idiots that think theyre reallly coool when theyr actully total idiots

twatter is like the best thing every invented

by nobodylikesuahole April 28, 2019

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A slang word for the social media app "Twitter" because of Twitter's allowance of nudity you'll often find a lot of twat in your feed from the sex worker community and ugly girls looking for attention with low self esteem who somehow haven't figured out how to monitize their blown out twats, rather they share them for free, their only payment being complements from men who live in their mothers basement.

This is how the app evolved from Twitter to Twatter, because all you'll find behind the SJW wall of uneducated political debate is twats, twats as far as the internet can reach.

When Sarah openes her Twatter app there is a lot of twats on her feed.

by M.R. AVALON September 12, 2021

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Twatter

Noun: A completely unexplainable occurrence, with absolutely no context other than being completely random; usually to the amusement and surprise of the observer(s) or 'twattee(s)'.

Example 1
*Derek is waiting in a queue for food and the till starts making ambulance siren noises without anyone touching it*
Derek: "Now that's a twatter!"

Example 2
*A couple of friends are watching a bystander*
Friend 1: "That man's throwing bagels at the seagulls again."
Friend 2: "That's a bit of a twatter."

by Clunge101 December 7, 2016

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