shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.

When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.

by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009

twickity twacked

The highest level a tweaker can attain. On a 1-10 scale of being high, twickity twacked means you've achieved an 11.

Past tense would be: twickity twonked.

"Bro I am beyond fucked up...I'm twickity twacked"

or

"That guy playing with a dead pigeon in the middle of traffic was twickity twonked."

by El3ctrick3 June 23, 2022

twaked

When one's eyes roll to the top of their head

That kid's eyes were so twaked, he must have been so thizzled.

by Konck1 January 13, 2008

Twanker

Someone who is both a wanker and a twat.

Bob: Argh!
John: What's up man?
Bob: This Gary dude is such a twanker!

by A. Navarro November 18, 2009

twaked

when one is on an upper and wants to F everyone up, full of energy

Dam fool i'm hella twaked

by leo December 15, 2004

twanker

A banker who uses Twitter.

This was made up live on Deal or No Deal by Noel.

That banker is a twanker

by kennydude October 16, 2011

Side twacked

When you get distracted by a million different things & forget 100% about what you were going to do in the first place.

Sorry bud, I got side twacked & took forever!

by [e-mail] November 20, 2019