turn me on 

i feel horny

turn me on

turn me on by Giselle May 27, 2004

Turn Your Head and Cough

When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."

Doctor Strange:

Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?

You:

Uhhhhhh, sure...

Doctor Strange:

Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?

You:

Uhmmmm check for what?

Doctor Strange:

Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.

You:

Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...

Doctor Strange:

"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"

Doctor Strange:

Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.

Turn Your Head and Cough by TheRealDoctorPepper January 29, 2010

Turn it up 

An expression used to display disbelief, and a put down to those telling "porky pies"; (bullshit stories)

"I just had a wild night of hot sex with Jennifer Hawkins man!"... "Turn it up dude!"

Turn it up by Melanie Walsh June 11, 2006

turn me on 

Even you don't feel any attachment to people, you just can use this magic words to get laid. You are not lying, you are turned on by sex itself.

Somehow you are really turn me on. I have never felt in this way.

turn me on by rainy days blue gray November 24, 2013

turn it up 

Getting to that next level in the night, like when you're out with the bros and everyone but you is uncommitted to go to the next bar.

Me: Let's go to the strip club.

Friend: Dude, it's getting kind of late and I have a huge presentation in the morning...

Me: Yo, turn it up

Friend: Do you have any singles?

turn it up by Da Dirty Dave September 26, 2013

turn of screen time 

Screen time is such A fucking terrible thing and for most of our parents love it like to turn it of and have our freedom is impossible and it fucks with teens or kids and honestly we all want freedom I don’t give a shit on how long it’s going to take well alaawa find a way to not have it like to turn it of it’s like 47 calls cuz I always hang up

That one kid who doesn’t have screen time :wanna play Roblox

Me with the screen time :sure let me ask.screams to dad* can you turn of screen time my friend is here

The bitch who won’t turn it off: NO!
Me in my brain :I’m going to put him in a nursing home !

turn of screen time by MISH GURL YURRRRR November 20, 2021

Turn down for what 

an annoying song that doesn't really say anything. It repeats the same phrase over and over. It has a slightly catchy beat and that is about all.

Person: Writing music is really hard, I don't think I will ever write a song.

Producer: Bullshit, just look at that song turn down for what! All you have to do is make a beat and repeat yourself for 4-5 minutes.

Turn down for what by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014