turkle jerk

A group of 4 or more turkish males conversing and or planning with each other. Speaking over one another, While over complicating the simplest of tasks.

Barish and his cronies have turned this entire situation into the biggest turkle jerk.

by Kennerplaya August 11, 2024

turkahez

When something is absolutely butt, but you don’t wanna hate

“Yo you fw my new song?”
Daspyte - “it’s turkahez”

by Blondejoshhh December 18, 2024

Turkle

A crime committed by an uncle wearing a turtleneck while within 5 miles of a turkey farm, but only on Valentine's Day.

I just found out my best friend is the niece of the convicted turkle my dad found on our farm making our turkeys copulate with turtles last year.

by Clowder92 March 4, 2026

Premature Turkjaculation

The act of making a Thanksgiving dinner in early November, as soon as the ingredients are on display.

The moment I saw a turkey on sale at the supermarket, I had a premature turkjaculation and cooked an entire feast.

by Phil Srobeighn January 19, 2016

Scag Turkian

Someone who is born into scag turket lineage.

His father was scag turkian.

by BluDee September 26, 2020

Tossing turla

A turtle, typically located around Bournemouth Beach.

"I hate el tossing turtles." or "I hate tossers" "I cannot trust tossing turlas."

by tidalattorney May 23, 2024

myla turland

a feeling which is described by someone who feels like a freak

i am feeling “myla turland” right now

by coraxo April 13, 2024