Xander: Hey
Johnny! Whatcha watching over there? Who's the guy who look like he got his DNA crossed with a sun-dried orange?
Johnny: Oh ya know. It's mah boi
Trump. He's been laying the smack down on dictators like Maduro! Operation Midnight Hammer was epic!
Xander: Oh the infamous orange man? How could I forget. You do realize he also did so on his own "authority" and regularly used ehatever rhetoric will please his followers. He doesn't care if even he believes what he says. He just plays bullcrap roulette until he fond the right magic words that resonate with his support--
Johnny: Ah, that's what the media wants you to think! Honestly, just watch Newsmax dude. Everybody knows
Trump occasionally says some silly things but he just postures.
Xander: Right! Like he did with Venezuela and ICE, and--
Johnny: Dude if you're gonna bring that negative energy, just
eh. You're probably some blooming liberal.
Xander: Yeah. Didn't take you for one, but you sound like a regular old, fake-sun-tan lovin' Trumplodyte.
