Trumplies

Trumplies is when Donald trump chats utter shit just to become president.

HillBilly #1 - What the hell dude Trump said he was gunna get rid of all of the muslims in USA and he now says he isnt!
HillBilly #2 - What dude? He lied? the fuck he just trumplies

Trumplies by Will Wheatley January 22, 2017

Trumplies

Trumplies are the “alternative facts” or misleading statements that come from Donald Trump—basically, any time he bends or stretches the truth. They’re characterized by bold claims that don’t line up with the evidence, often repeated confidently despite being debunked. In short, a Trumplie is a Trump-branded fib. . it's not a reply its trumply

“That report was full of Trumplies from start to finish.”
“We’ve learned to fact-check his speeches for obvious Trumplies.”
“Nobody’s ever done more for this country than I have—unemployment’s at zero, the border’s sealed, and our economy is the best it’s ever been. Believe me!”

Trumplies by Bajan4life May 9, 2025

Trumpissist 

a portmanteau comprised from Trump + narcissist + pisser + pissant + pissist + pissing + fetishist

def: see Donald Trump, the prototype ; a person (usually male) whose behavior demonstrates he is obviously mentally deranged, exhibiting the primary hallmark of extreme pathological narcissism; the diagnosis is certain if this sign is seen in combination with any two of the following diagnostic criteria:

(a) pissing fetish;
(b) grabbing women by the pussy (or, in the rare instance of being a female ... any public grab-a-snatch display;
(c) daily Twitter rages;
(d) weird orange tint to skin or hair;
(e) pathological lying;
(f) befuddlement and incoherence of public speech;
(g) unnatural (and very obviously so) small hands or penis;
(h) fascination with tyrants and megalomaniacs

Donald Trump is the prototypical Trumpissist; he exhibits both diagnostic signs (1) pathological narcissism + (2) pissing fethishism.

Trumpissist by Eppypotamus July 8, 2019

trumplestiltskin 

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

Trumpish 

To be petty or vindictive, or worse, both at the same time.

Former Governor Perry's commentary on the election for student body president at Texas A&M was utterly trumpish.

Trumpish by ThierryIsAble March 24, 2017

Trumplespeak 

Lies coming either from president Trump's own mouth, or the mouths of his cabinet of yes-men.

Today the president's Trumplespeak was evident when he said he had divested himself from his business empire.

Trumplespeak by childfree_4_life February 5, 2017

Trumpistan 

A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.

Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.

All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.

A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand

4 years later......

Trumpistan by RipTheDream6969 May 21, 2017